Monday, 24 October 2016

A 'cooking with semen' class is coming to the UK...and YOU can sign!

BIZARRE new cooking classes are being opened to the British public… where attendees are encouraged to make food using SEMEN. The strange workshops aim to teach students how beneficial the unconventional ingredient can be to the body.
At the location in Shoreditch, London, amateur chefs will be taught how to sex up their meals with a variety of different appetisers, mains, desserts and drinks.

Courses include boozy rounds of Schlong Island Iced Tea, followed by Victoria Spooge Cake for dessert.

Attendees will also learn all about the benefits of dining on the sexual fluid, which is packed full of vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium and vitamin B12.

To attend the Cooking with Semen class, applicants have to register at Wonderlush, where the address of the secret location will be revealed.

In order for each class to run, at least 30 people must register an interest in that particular week.

To come prepared, they are required to bring at least five teaspoons of their own, or a partner’s, fresh ejaculate.

Sex and relationship expert Alix Fox advised that the fresher the semen is, the better it is to cook with.

He said: “Fresher is better, although you could feasibly keep semen in a sealed container in the fridge for a short time prior to the class.”

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